Can't get to prison? No problem. We bring prison to you. This loaf is loaded with veggies and contains everything you need for an AIP day. I even snuck some liver and bone broth in there! Just add a couple of side salads and you're good to go.

Tired of dried-out breasts? Soak those ladies in salt, give them a good rinse, get them all hot and bothered, then watch as they stay perky.

People talk about pasteurized eggs like they're unicorns. They're not. I even saw a recipe which required you to *buy* pasteurized eggs. That's like going out and buying boiled water. You do not need to suffer with store-bought mayonnaise or eggnog and all the additives they contain just because you are afraid of pasteurizing an egg. I make it simple.